It comes down to one night to decide it all here at USF and I will be the first to admit that I did not see this coming. Of course I knew that tonight was championship night a long time ago, but those dedicated few that followed the playoff preview may be egging my bike right now. I was wrong, completely wrong with how things would go. Well not completely wrong as the foreseen Whoop Squad vs. Pursuers final is now official.
It was said the other day that USF has had its own March Madness tournament complete with upsets, buzzer beaters and plenty of mercy rules! Instead of dwelling on the past and how wrong I was, (come on who knew Next Level would use 5 guys for the first time all year, beat Undisputed, then have only 3 show for the next game?) let’s move on to tonight and a look at the three championship games taking place. Special guest Booby Jones will be providing commentary as well.
We will start in order of occurrence and thus we begin with Co-Rec. The matchup is between top-seeded ATSA and a sleeper pick, The Beats. ATSA brought out the full squad last night and handled Domestic Violence easily. It was as if Domestic Violence owed ATSA money and ATSA was convinced that they would beat DV to a pulp until each and every penny was milked out of them. Or for those who don’t understand ridiculous analogies ATSA won 71-52.
The Beasts powered past Whoop Squad Co-Rec to the sound of 67-60. All signs point to ATSA coming out victorious but you have to be weary of the underdog as the upset has been the norm this tournament. BetBMoney.com has ATSA as -8.5 point favorites heading into tonight and I like them pulling this one out. The over/under for the game sits at 138. Look for the duo of Chris “The One Gloved Bandit” Robinson and Bobby “I’m Not Whitney’s Husband” Brown to take over and bring the ship back to the Athletic building. Don’t be surprised if a pre-game pep talk by “Dr.” Lou Holtz, who is in town to give pep talks to anyone who will listen (kind of like the preachers in front of subway) makes the difference in this one.
Moving on to the Women’s game at 9pm we see the top two seeds do battle in a re-match of a game Whoop Squad won easily earlier in the year. I don’t know what to make of the Pursuers 45-25 win over ADPI last night, but I do know that Whoop Squad will be bringing the hurt after slowly but painfully dismantling the defending champs Lady Murkaz. Tempers should be flaring in this one as both teams wear red and the Pursuers have already tried to “claim” red as their color for tonight.
The color of the shirts won’t matter in this one, only the names on the back of them as Whoop Squad should be able to put this one away wearing their warm ups. The current spread according to Booby and BetBMoney.com has the over/under at 100 and Whoop Squad at -12. The Pursuers can practice all they want and draw up fancy inbounds plays, but at the end of the day “The Big Three” of Whoop Squad is too much too handle.
Finally we come across the biggest game of the night between steady top-seed Lake Mag and the Cinderella of the tournament Gamecocks. Lake Mag has advanced through the tournament stringing together win after win by wearing down their opponents with steady, consistent scoring. The Gamecocks have become a pop culture phenom after burying DO WORK and following it up by taking Gameover to the cleaners.
We will see a contrast in styles of play as Lake Mag will use it’s steady half-court offense to slow down the run ‘n gun Gamecocks fast break style of play. We will see the battle of the big men between Lake Mag’s Mike “White” Rice and the Gamecocks Nnaemeka “I’m Gonna Destroy You” Umeh. While this may be the matchup to watch, there is no doubt the guard play will be the difference. Mark “Team” Wise of Lake Mag will run the point against the Evan “Villain” Turner of the tournament, Lamound “The Kid Phenom” Mcgibboney. The Phenom has single-handedly dominated the tournament and brought a massive fan base to every game.
Before we make the pick, let’s look at the odds according to BetBMoney.com has Gamecocks -14.5 point favorites. The majority of the betting public has Gamecocks covering the spread. The over/under will be at 112. The pick is going to be the Gamecocks as they are the best team with the best player in the league. Look for “The Kid Phenom” to bring home the championship and the MVP to the Gamecocks in front of a packed house.
Check back tomorrow for a championship recap and as always GOOOO BULLSSSS!!!!